| Is it his looks? His talent? His
tireless charm? Or is it just the way the world's most famous elf bounds
through life -- and Hollywood -- with hardly a care in the world?
By Allison Glock
Photographs by Nathaniel Goldberg
Orlando Bloom still blends, especially in the lobby of New York's
mercilessly hip Mercer Hotel, where one would be tempted to hand the young
actor some luggage or enlist him to hail a cab. Wearing jeans and a black
T-shirt, hair scrunched off his broad forehead, he does not look like the
next big thing, and yet that is precisely what he is—a global phenomenon,
a willowy 26-year-old who has risen to international stardom, plucked as
he was directly from the classroom to star as Legolas, immortal elf
warrior, in the mother of all epics, the Lord of the Rings trilogy,
and who has subsequently been anointed a potential Hollywood hitmaker and
the preferred fantasy of countless teenage girls, among others. That he
accomplished all this wearing a cape, prosthetic ears, and a blond wig
strains logic.
"It is incredible," Bloom admits. "I mean, I'm stumped by it. I moved
to London, went to drama school, got Lord of the Rings. I never expected
this. I remember seeing myself in LOTR and thinking, I can't fucking
believe I'm in this movie."
Playing a starring role in the three Rings films took Bloom from
complete obscurity to celebrity without any of the shameful thespian
dues-paying. There were no image makeovers or embarrassing deodorant ads.
Bloom did not have to serve time in a sitcom with an annoying child or die
after copulating in a horror film. He went from performing for students to
performing for millions (of people and pounds). That he has done this with
humility and grace, without suffering a nervous breakdown or deciding his
shit lacks pungency, is no small wonder.
In the final installment, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the
King, Bloom's cerebral Legolas gets in touch with his inner elfin
badass. "Peter Jackson liked the way I slid down the stairs in the second
one, all that mad stuff," says Bloom, "so during reshoots, I spent three
days on wires doing all sorts of stunts to create something breathtaking
for Leggy. A really big kind of battle finale:" In the new movie, Bloom
reports, "Leggy is up to his old tricks, slaying orcs and getting business
taken care of. He is the eyes and ears of the Fellowship. The cool water
to the fire of the situation. I can't say much about specific plot points,
but I can say the last third of a movie is always the most exciting part."
Even after three absurdly successful LOTRs, Bloom still sees himself as
a student. "With Lord of the Rings, I just watched how other actors
were going about what they were doing," says Bloom. "In a way, it was
perfect. It was like a continuation of school. Peter Jackson gave me an
opportunity that taught me a huge amount right out of the gate. I got to
learn sword fighting, shoot a bow and arrow.
It helped that Legolas isn't an explosive character. As an elf, he is
nonthreatening, virginal, Bambi-like. Bloom was not required to shed tears
or deliver bombastic monologues, sword rattling in hand. Says Bloom, "It
wasn't like going into a huge, heavy-dialogue role where I could have
potentially made a mess of it—you know, by being overly theatrical."
And he wasn't. Not even when he was reciting lines such as "This forest
is old. Very old. Full of memory. And anger." He played it straight,
employing earnestness like charm, allowing himself to be discovered. And
he was. Crushes formed; Web sites posted Bloom minutiae ("He has a tattoo
on his forearm!" "He lost his virginity at 14!" "He's dyslexic!"); servers
crashed.
Bloom now has more fan sites than Leonardo DiCaprio and was the most
searched-for actor on Lycos in 2002. "I still sort of don't all
happening," he says with a laugh. "It's surreal. The goal was to get paid
as an actor. That would have been enough."
He now presents awards at film festivals, inspires screeching from the
masses at premieres and hangs out with people like Johnny Depp, Viggo
Mortensen and Naomi Watts, whom he set up with pal Heath Ledger.
Bloom became friendly with Depp when they worked together on Disney's
$300 million-grossing Pirates of the Caribbean, the film
that made the people who hadn't seen The Lord of the Rings sit up, scratch
their heads and ask, "Who is that?" Freed from his chaste, sylvan costume,
Bloom played the upstanding do-gooder who swashbuckled across the screen,
knickers tight and chestnut curls bouncing, and ultimately got the girl
(the ripe rose Keira Knightley). Although the standout role was Depp's,
Bloom managed to create his own indelible impression.
To date, Bloom has made his career playing the other cute guy, the
character that sneaks up on you once you tire of watching the assigned
leading man. It's a conservative strategy that has served him well; it has
kept him from anchoring a picture prematurely (and being held responsible
for its failure) but allowed him ample exposure to industry honchos and
randy ticket buyers. After shadowing Viggo Mortensen in LOTR, he filmed a
small role in Ridley Scott's Black Hawk Down (with Eric Bana), then
one in Ned Kelly (with Heath Ledger), did Pirates (with Depp),
then Troy (with Brad Pitt—"I got to shoot him in his Achilles'
heel"). In each picture, Bloom plays someone infinitely likable and slyly
engaging, and though he says he longs to let loose, it will probably be
quite a while before anyone sees Bloom overact in a terrible movie, be
snapped in a mug shot or pass out in a VIP booth. Unlike most of his
predecessors, Bloom is pretty contained. His appeal is subtle.
There is something old-fashioned about him. He is courtly and sweetly
naive. His lithe body seems built for tights and ruffs. Even his face has
the delicate features of a more civilized era. It is no coincidence that
out of seven film roles, he has played a contemporary character only once.
"I do feel like I'm from another time;' he says, having given the idea
some thought. "I can hardly use my phone. I'm computer-illiterate. I use a
pencil and paper. It slows me down, but I really do prefer it."
He favors conversations to holding court, staying home with a few
friends to getting his freak on with 200 strangers.
"The last time I saw Viggo, we were supposed to go to some supercool
club, but there was no way I was going to get Viggo to do that, and I
couldn't really be bothered myself. So we went to some dingy little pub,
and then we just bought a six-pack and sat in the park and chatted."
Bloom invites intimacy. He is a question asker, a listener. He has, at
his tender age, already cooled down.
"I worry constantly," he says. "I worry about being a giant success and
blowing it all." He laughs. "Naw. I actually worry more about little
things: being on time, what I'm going to wear, sending birthday cards,
getting sick, dying."
Mostly he fears that he will turn into a pud.
"I'm constantly asking myself, "Am I making the right choices? Am I
thinking about the people around me?' The worst-case scenario is that I
lose touch with my friends and turn into the person I most despise and..:'
He trails off, his mind searching for some foul personality development.
You start sleeping with strippers? I propose helpfully.
"There's nothing wrong with sleeping with strippers," he retorts. "If I
were to choose to sleep with a stripper, it would be a choice I made, and
I'd learn something from it or I wouldn't. Thankfully, I've got a lot of
that sort of stuff out of my system."
Bloom is still only 26. But the idea of his cruising London, picking up
pole jockeys and cavorting with them at a garish hotel suite, while
perversely appealing, seems about as likely as his turning into the wanker
he fears. Bloom is not that guy.
"I'm quite sensitive to women," he admits. "I saw how my sister got
treated by boyfriends. I read this thing that said when you are in a
relationship with a woman, imagine how you would feel if you were her
father. That's been my approach, for the most part."
Rumored to be dating Kate Bosworth, Bloom honors his philosophy by
refusing to talk about her or any of his past romances except in the
vaguest terms. "I think people need to grow. I'm all about growth, so if I
can learn from women..''
He fades off. It's a conversational habit; a keen start gives way to
disjointed rambling, which then ebbs to a gentle plea for empathy in the
form of a "know what I mean?" or a "wouldn't you say?" after which he
regroups and starts anew.
"My mom pretty much did what the hell she wanted in life, and I intend
to do the same." He chuckles, then backpedals. "You have so many
relationships in life, and they're all hard-with your mother, your
friends, your lover, yourself. I'd like to try and master all of them."
How's that going for you?
“Oh, not very well. I’m rubbish. I’m out of touch. I don’t k now how to
love. I randomly start crying for no reason.”
He grins, stands up. “I’m busing for a pee,” he whispers, slightly
embarrassed. “Do you mind?”
Bloom was raised in bucolic Canterbury, England, by his mother, Sonia,
an unconventional woman who ran a foreign language school and loved the
arts so much she named her only son for seventeenth-century composer
Orlando Gibbons. She enrolled her remarkably handsome boy in kids' drama
and Bible-reading classes. He excelled at both and by age 8 found himself,
performing in local plays.
When Bloom turned 16, he left home and moved to London to attend the
National Youth Theatre. Later, studying at the Guildhall School of Music
and Drama, where every day he’d walk past the head shot of famous alumnus
Ewan McGregor, Bloom was a solid student, popular, with enviable bone
structure, and thus already had an agent, who gave his name to the
director Peter Jackson, who decided, just two days shy of Bloom's
graduation, that the untested 22-year-old should play Legolas in his
trilogy. “I remember meeting Peter Jackson when he came to see me at
school and thinking this would be really amazing," he recalls. I could
feel the mad energy, and I was so excited. And then I went to New Zealand,
and it was the trippiest thing I’d ever done.” It was an unbelievable
stroke of good fortune that came on the heels of the worst year of Bloom’s
life.
I almost died,” he says softly.
He was 21 and visiting a friend's apartment when he decided to climb
out on a drainpipe. He wasn't drunk; the pipe was simply there, begging to
be scaled, and so he did. That was just the kind of madcap chap he was:
wacky, wild Orlando, "always the first on the ledge," and it was all very
amusing until the pipe tore away from the building and pitched him three
stories down to earth.
"The doctors said I wouldn't walk again," he recalls. "I chose not to
believe them. I thought, That's not me, that's somebody else."
After twelve days on his back, Bloom had metal plates bolted to his
spine, then underwent intensive rehab to regain the use of his legs.
"I had to wear a brace for a year. I experienced all these weird
moments where I was exploring really dark corners of my mind. I was lying
there on my back, unable to do anything. You don't know how you're going
to be under those circumstances."
Bloom massages his knee, wipes a finger under his nose.
"I definitely went through that `Why the fuck did this happen to me?'
stuff. I'm not some saint. I was really depressed. I was in a lot of pain.
I was on a lot of drugs. But I had this one great teacher who came to
visit and said to me, `This is going to be the making of you. And it was."
Bloom decided that maybe there was more in life waiting for him than
just being "the first guy to climb the tree and fall out of it." His
temporary paralysis forced him to think, and he figured a few things out,
such as it might be time to grow up.
"I was running around like a little lunatic, not really appreciating
life or the people around me. I didn't address the consequences. I would
jump ledges, and I never thought about what was on the other side. I just
assumed there would be a soft landing."
He rubs his forehead.
"It's how you learn the lessons, know what I mean?"
Bloom is speaking now not just of his accident but of another, more
complex tutorial, the one in which he discovered that the man he believed
was his father was not.
Harry Bloom, a noted South African human-rights activist, died at 64
from a stroke when Orlando was 4. Bloom mourned him as any boy would
grieve for his dad and spent the next nine years of his life wishing he
had known him better. Then, at 13, Bloom was told that his real father,
the biological one, was family friend Colin Stone.
"My mom was married to one man, but I was fathered by a second," Bloom
says, struggling to explain. "I think she was waiting for me to be old
enough to understand it. But when would you tell a kid about that stuff?
It's very difficult."
Bloom jams a thumb into his thigh and drags it down his leg, leaving a
scratch mark in his jeans.
"I don't know any family that doesn't have a little story somewhere,"
he says with a small smile. "Besides, if you didn't have those things in
your life, you'd be so bland."
In January, Bloom begins filming Kingdom of Heaven for Ridley
Scott. It will be one of his first leading roles. "It's about a young man
who goes off to the Crusades and in the process falls in and out of love.
I swore to myself I wasn't going to do another movie with a horse and a
sword, but here I am. It's cool. I'm excited. It's a really big deal."
Bloom almost giggles. His joy is palpable. He knows the film is a test
of sorts, that his performance will determine if he will be the next
Russell Crowe or the next Stephen Dorff. He believes he is ready for the
challenge, if not the celebrity. Bloom can still walk around most towns
unmolested. After this new epic, his Gladiator, the exposure will be
unqualified. Fame frightens him-all that grasping, all the personal trivia
revealed and passed around like a bowl of chips.
"Fear would say to me, `Do you really want to deal with all that?' My
career is really at the point that I either stop now and vanish or I keep
moving forward, take the opportunities and make the most of what's coming.
On a good day, I realize I'd be crazy not to."
He stops talking. Takes a minute to consider the life laid out before
him. His mouth drops, then his chin, then his shoulders. His pep talk to
himself has failed. He is too clever for that. There will be ugliness
coming, and he knows it, can smell the invasion around the corner. He did
not chase this dream, did not have years to long for the success that has
fallen on him like a snapped elevator. He has never been desperate, only
lucky, and with luck comes questions.
He wonders: Why him? Then, as quickly: Why not him? He makes the case
for his own integrity, points out how he remains "grateful," how he hasn't
"been sucked into celebrity yet." His patter quickens; surfer truisms
emerge: "Confronting fear is the boundary I like to push," he says.
"Life's a highway. You just have to watch out for the little signs."
He is all over the little signs. Bloom will not be seduced or corrupted
or spoiled. "I almost died," he reminds you. And thus he is forever
changed. "I don't want to lose sight of the important things in life," he
says, vigorously pawing at his hair.
Bloom looks across the lounge to where his maybe girlfriend Kate
Bosworth has just sat down to wait for him. She is wearing jeans and a
trench coat. Her skin is perfect. She gives a little nod. And then it hits
him more concisely.
"I don't have a regular life," he says, rising to go, "but what is a
regular life, anyway?" He pauses, leans in close. "Whatever happens in
life is fine. Just trust in that."
ALLISON GLOCK, a frequent GQ contributor, wrote about Spalding Gray
in the October issue.
BLOOM AND THE DAMAGE DONE: A ONE-MAN SKULL & BONES SOCIETY
When Orlando Bloom was only a few months old, his mother cracked his
skull against a tree. "It's not nearly as terrible as it sounds," he says
now with a laugh. "She was gathering wood and holding me, and she bent
over and knocked my head."
A few months later, Bloom would topple off a kitchen stool and fracture
his skull again. Then there was an incident involving his crawling over a
rock bed in the yard, followed by another drama, in which his toe was
crushed by a horse.
"I was an adventuresome baby," he explains. "As a child I was in and
out of hospital so many times that the staff worried I was being beaten.
Obviously, I wasn't." As Bloom aged, his injuries grew more severe. He
broke his right leg while skiing when he was 11, his nose while playing
rugby at 12 and his wrist while snowboarding at 13. ("It was my first
time, and I kind of went at it a bit hard.") At 21 he suffered a fall from
a drainpipe that broke his back and almost left him paralyzed. He's broken
three ribs, the latest while falling off a horse filming The Lord of the
Rings. "I broke my finger in rugby as well," Bloom remembers. "it was part
of growing up. It was only when I broke my back that I realized it was a
pattern, and I had to readdress the relationship I had with my own
well-being."
THE WORLD ON A STRING: ORLANDO EXPLAINS WHAT HANGS AROUND HIS NECK
"I have a lot of these things with me all the time. I get given some
and find others. One was a key ring that Johnny [Depp] gave me as a wrap
gift for Pirates. Here's a piece of greenstone Billy Boyd gave me. I found
this shell on the beach in Thailand. This is a prayer baton I got in
India. I picked up this tiny silver ball in Tokyo. This is a New York City
handcuff key, so if I get into any strife, I can get myself out. I think
I'll hold on to that.
"I've always kept all these funny little things, even as a kid. But I'm
trying to cut it out, become more streamlined. Otherwise it starts to feel
like the things own you. These things fill up my heart. If I were to ever
lose them, I'd be really devastated. Isn't that pathetic?" |