Bloom Time
By Jeff Dawson
Dame Fame can be a fickle mistress. You're a highly bankable film
actor: you're tall, dark and handsome; yet (unless there are rabid Tolkies
lurking) you can still take a trip to the corner shop entirely unmolested.
"When you're in the environment of going to a premiere or something like
that, it gets kind of crazy," muses Orlando Bloom, "Other than that, I've
been fortunate to have the blond wig." Ah, yes, that unbecoming thatch he
sported as Legolas Greenleaf in the Lord of the Rings films. It's
been quite a salvation. But with the actor an integral component of one of
the biggest-grossing film series of all time, it was only a matter of time
before Hollywood blew his cover. Two $100m+ epics starring Bloom are on
their way. "I mean, that's one part of my life that's really changing now
because of all the press, particularly with Pirates. It's my hair,
my colouring and everything," he adds, "Just trying to maintain some kind
of sense of reality is difficult."
Pirates, to employ the mononymic shorthand beloved of thespian
types, or rather Pirates of the Caribbean (or, to be completely
anal, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl), is
the first to come sliding down the slipway. A giant swashbuckler from
Disney, it rights a genre that turned turtle with 1995's Cutthroat
Island. Bloom plays the romantic lead, Will Turner, callow
blacksmith-cum-"good"-pirate under the tutelage of Jack Sparrow (Johnny
Depp) as they take to the high seas against Geoffrey Rush's "bad"
buccaneers. "Johnny's funny. He said to me: 'I've made a career out of
making movies that are failures,'" Bloom quips. This time, though, with
love interest in the shape of Keira Knightley, and sabre-rattling,
plank-walking and timber-shivering aplenty, the omens are good.
If, on paper, a Jerry Bruckheimer film based on a Disneyland theme ride
seems doubly appalling, redemption comes in the shape of the writers, Ted
Elliott and Terry Rossio, who penned the ingeniously whimsical Shrek.
"It doesn't feel like a typical Jerry movie," insists Bloom, stressing
this as a plus point, "The supernatural element to this film - the idea
that there is a curse on these pirates, that they go skeletal when they
pass through moonlight - combined with the love story, the roguery of
Johnny and the bad pirates, makes this a really fun film that everyone can
enjoy. Which is good, I guess, for a summer film." With a sequel already
planned, he's probably not wrong.
The sense that the 26-year-old is on the cusp of something huge is
already evident in the publicity machine that's begun to click into gear
around him. The solemnity with which his "people" declare that their
charge has just flown in from Malta, where he's shooting the
sword'n'sandals epic Troy, tempts one to add the vaudevillian
rejoinder: "And boy, are his arms tired." Sadly, in our encounter, Bloom
does not seem fully engaged with his chuckle muscle. "It's been such a
whirlwind since the release of the first Rings film. and it feels as if
it's beginning to catch up with me. I guess the novelty's wearing off -
all the travel, all the excitement of doing the press stuff."
He's had three years on the hoof filming in New Zealand. Australia,
Morocco, Mexico and St Vincent, not to mention promoting his enterprises
in Europe, America and Japan, and it's a fair bet to say that it sounds
far more exotic than it really is. "I mean, it was great to be in St
Vincent [where Pirates was shot], but it was quite grueling, because we
were out at sea and the waves weren't particularly helpful," So let's just
forgive him his whinging for the moment.
Being anointed Orlando, it was probably ordained that he went into the
arts, although Bloom was not named, as has been suggested, after the
Virginia Woolf novel. "No, I wasn't, I think my mother said something
about Orlando Gibbons [a 17th-century composer] ... I don't know," His
stepfather. Harry Bloom, who died when Orlando was four, was a Jewish
South African activist who wrote the antiapartheid novel Transvaal
Episode.
Bloom's upbringing in Canterbury, Kent, was suitably bohemian. As
children, he and his sister were enlisted into local poetry and Bible
readings, At 16, he went off to London where he eventually landed the odd
bit of telly - London's Burning, Casualty ("I was a
self-mutilator") - and a part in Wilde, as a rent boy, He was
intent on a theatrical career, but had already been spotted by the casting
agents Hubbards, who brought him to the attention of the director Peter
Jackson, then plotting his Tolkien adaptation. Straight out of drama
school, Bloom breezed off to New Zealand to shoot the three films
back-to-back. The astonishing response to the first instalment, The
Fellowship of the Ring, left no doubt as to the hunger for the
material. "We did feel it was a very special project to be working on," he
says, "but we were thinking more about it being a great film than a film
that would do great business or whatever," Either way, it's all academic.
Things did not go nearly as smoothly as this rather glib career
summation suggests, For in 1998, aged 21, Bloom was involved in an
accident that nearly did for him, One afternoon, while mucking around at a
friend's house, he climbed out onto a drainpipe, It came away, and he fell
three storeys to the ground, breaking his back, For four days, he lay in a
hospital bed, trying to come to terms with the devastating diagnosis that
he would probably never walk again. After surgery to bolt metal plates to
his spine, the most optimistic prognosis was severe neural or bone damage,
Yet somehow, 12 days later, in defiance of medical odds, he hobbled home
on crutches, "It was kind of the making of me, really," he says, "I feel
like it really tested my belief in myself and everything else, because
they told me I'd be in a wheelchair." His voice cracks a little, "It took
a while for me to really comprehend what had happened. When I got Rings
soon afterwards, I was in denial about it. It was only a few months later
that I started to reflect on what it meant. And it's still something, when
I talk about it, I get a little bit ... it makes me ... you know, it kind
of throws me a little bit."
Within a year he was horse-riding through Middle-earth. though not
without the help of an on-hand chiropractor to crack him into shape (and
who daresay winced through clenched fingers as Bloom fell off in one
scene, breaking a rib), But, with the embarrassing exception of regularly
setting off airport metal detectors, his life has returned to normal, his
mobility-- evidenced by the swordplay of Pirates--though within the bounds
of reason. "Johnny taught me a bit as well, He said, 'Look, the stunt guys
are paid to do that, they're really good at it, so let them do it. Don't
kill yourself for it, You've got a whole career ahead of you.’”
By a curious twist of fate, his next film, Black Hawk Down, had
Bloom in a small part as a US marine who falls out of a helicopter and
suffers a similar injury. That movie saw him stretchered out of the action
early, but no such thing applies to Troy. Wolfgang Petersen's
detailed reconstruction of the Iliad (replete with a 75,000-strong cast
and 1,000 ships) has Bloom's Paris absconding with Helen, kicking off the
entire Trojan war (and the confrontation between Brad Pitt's Achilles and
Eric Bana's Hector). The film should prove essential viewing, if only to
witness the extraordinary screenplay credit, "David Benioff and Homer."
And, assuming you can single it out from Alexander the Great,
Hannibal, a redo of The 300 Spartans and various other
classical sagas set in train by the success of Gladiator, it will most
likely supply Bloom with the summer hit of 2004. Later this year comes a
remake of Ned Kelly, with Heath Ledger as the Aussie outlaw, then The
Calcium Kid, a low-budget film in which he plays a boxer with a
bone-hard bonce. In the unlikely event that all of the above fail
dismally, there is still a sure banker, that third Rings outing - The
Return of the King - which will be packing 'em in for Christmas.
You get the impression that, for all that Bloom has on his plate,
The Lord of the Rings still runs deep. For most actors, the
frustration of location shooting is that it leads to six weeks or so of
intense bonding, only for everyone one to go their own separate ways
afterwards. With an 18-month shoot, the Rings cycle was something quite
untypical. Bloom rolls up his sleeve to reveal a runic tattoo: "an elfish
nine" on his right forearm. Each one of the fellowship has one. That must
have been some night out? "Actually, no. it was an idea I talked about
with the hobbits earlier on, and eventually managed to convince everyone,"
he maintains. (Peter Jackson and the producers each got a "ten" as
honorary members.)
With that, he's off to catch his plane back to Valletta. Aside from
Pitt and Bana, Troy's cast also features Bloom's old mate Sean Bean
as Odysseus and Peter O'Toole as his screen father. King Priam. Whichever
way you look at it, these are esteemed circles he's moving in, "I suppose
I'm getting into that position, which I suppose all actors want to be in,
where I have some control over what I'm doing, yet what goes with that is
a whole new set of pressures," he reflects, "But everything I've done I've
been very pleased to have been involved in, and it's all kind of come
together."
On their first night out in Malta, the Troy cast went out for dinner,
"We left the restaurant and walked down the street, I was just chatting to
Brad, and before you knew it, there were flashbulbs. It felt like the
whole of Malta was in the street, just screaming and yelling from the
rooftops. It was incredible." says Bloom. "I was so impressed with the way
he kind of kept his composure. But it's bizarre to see how one person can
have that kind of effect on that many people just immediately. It was
really scary." A blond wig doesn't work for Pitt. Hopefully, Bloom made a
few notes. |